Ok, so apparently, MTV's The Real World is attempting to deploy it's demonic people-mannequins into my home of Brooklyn for the sake of breeding overblown pseudo-drama.
Here's my guess at the 5 assholes that will be polluting our collective social pool:
1)A 23 year old dyke who looks like a 12 year old boy and wears a Bianchi cycling hat
2) An investment banker who looks like Jerry O'connell, has a wardrobe that consists solely of generic athletic shoes, khakis, gold rolex and an interchangeable collection of pastel colored tennis shirts.
3) A 45 year old Dominican bodega owner named Israel who has " FUCK" tattooed on his right hand, wears a cap emblazoned with the logo of a local carwash backwards, only dons a white mesh muscle shirt, and has 15 children, and a felony record for serial raping.
4) A 21 year old feedback loop player/acoustic guitar musician/coffee barista/messenger/blogger/graphic designer/loft party organizer who is currently unemployed
5) A 30 year old Polish chick who speaks English reasonably well, but doesn't say one fucking word to anyone ever.
have fun with your end of humanity unpeeling before your eyes.
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